Gee... ummm, that's a thinker. So far, all I can really think of is that his parents are loaded and sometimes you can borrow money from him. Oh, and I guess he's in pretty good shape thanks to this Cross Fit shit. But it's obviously all for vanity because he's completely self-absorbed.
That's all I got. Anyone else, feel free to weigh in, though I doubt any one will.